Pete Hegseth Impeached

Breaking News

In an abrupt change of face, “fighter” Pete Hegseth resigned from his position as Secretary of War at 10:00 AM today and has been replaced with Lego Brickheadz, Part 3626p3.  The photograph depicts the replacement Hegseth at this afternoon’s cabinet meeting. Sources that have requested anonymity stated that the Lego replacement has not made any comments and appears to be observing as he eases into his new role. Others commented that the replacement, not being able to speak, appears far more intelligent than the original.

A Pentagon spokesman told the Oxford Sentinel that "the transition has been seamless since neither the original nor the Lego replacement has any experience with foreign policy or managing military conflicts.” It has been posited that the similarity has to do with the fact that neither has a brain, however, that has yet to be confirmed for the Lego replacement.

This is a developing story and will be updated as more information becomes available.