Melania Trump Iced

In a bold move, Stephen Miller instructed David Venturella, the Acting Director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to immediately arrest Melania Trump. The wife of the President is now in a section of the Louisiana Immigrant Detention Center awaiting transport to South Sudan along with other immigrants within the next two to three days. Upon arrival in South Sudan the deportees will be housed in an unused prison in Juba, the capitol of South Sudan.

Miller stated that Melania Trump’s naturalization was nullified after ICE investigators uncovered numerous inconsistencies in her application for citizenship.  Miller noted that “no one is above the law, even the First Lady.” He further mused about how her parents became citizens via “chain migration” and never should have been allowed to enter the United States.

President Trump seemed to accept the fact noting, “We rarely see each other anyway. I wish her the best. Besides, she is in her mid-50s and even botox can’t fix those wrinkles.”

There is some discussion on whether Baron will also be deported as birthright citizenship has been nullified by the Trump administration.

Desp;ite numerous requests, there has been no response from the former First Lady’s spokesperson.

This is a fast developing story and will be updated shortly.